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king

Something the ho's call you when they really just want your money.
Hey baby, can you be my king? i'll do whatever you need, as long as you take care of me.
by Clutch33 January 26, 2023
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King Steven

A square pigeon from the lower east side who likes to frolick in the meadows .
King Steven battles Baruch dab for dab on the haters
by Dankman the bachur September 11, 2021
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King Kong

King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.
Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!
by KFC_Console February 6, 2021
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King of Clubs

The opposite of King of Spades,
while the suit of spades, the king desires to see his wife with other man. In the suit of clubs or Clover, the king wants to laydown with as many women is possible during his lifetime.
in the suit of clubs, the Cuck is the Queen.

Most likely to be seen be himself, while his wife talks with other girls making the good well-known "Cake"
"My husband loves when i make him some cake! He says his wife is the best cook ever!" - Queen of Clubs talking about the King of Clubs
by CuckQueenOfClubs March 9, 2024
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Ryker King

Ryker King is in fact a king... a king at sucking phat cock!
"Ryker king is acting a little fruity."
by Crippleddwarf 69 June 12, 2018
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King of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis ⚡️

The supreme benningfield junior ruler and inventor of all flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud the MuaHLONNBE of all Akfrubeils and the reLBJaTiVE reLDJaTiVE and the relbjamonic reldjamonic and the FELBJraTiVes FeLBJaTiVES and FeLBJashe's and DOUBJRULE and the universe's by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
Iam king of the gomightybjis gomightydjis ⚡️. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Salad King

Consumer of Thicc female booty. Likely to be a guy named Dalton or Stephen.
That Dalton is a Salad king, he eats ass. Good for him.
by Jaggediron May 11, 2022
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