CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

CHICKEN JOCKEY 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

by HOODCLASSIC🗣️🔥 May 20, 2025

pistols and chickens

Pistols and chickens: guns and kilo bricks of cocaine.

"I loaded the pistols and chickens in the truck "

by Ghetto litteracy August 17, 2016

chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.

Mmm chicken mail stamps smell good

by Hazza_P December 23, 2020

Chocken Chicken

A hand job by an immigrant.

We chocken chicken, and then we eat it. Again.

by Baby Voice January 20, 2025

Moroccan Chicken Broth

When you cook a bunch of foreskin, vaginal fluids, semen, and poop and turn it into broth.

I just made a Moroccan Chicken Broth Last Night Because I was bored.

by itsmenotjames November 13, 2024

Eskimo chicken

Eskimo chicken is when a someone has slept around with people you know and they get Eskimo chicken because of the Eskimo brothers joke.

I Hurd that Hannah slept with Jake and Mason she has too much Eskimo chicken to go for.

by anonymous February 16, 2025

Cardio Chicken

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.

Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING

by Morles December 27, 2022