I didn't ask

your escape route to winning every possible argument against ur friends:)

Jeff: bro thats why your grandma died

bobby miller: I didn't ask

everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS

by JORDAN CASTRO!! June 20, 2020

i love you

When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.

Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.

by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005

I LOVE SPELLING....

TEACHER: GIVE ME YOUR 3 FAVORITES STATE

STUDENT:TENNESSEE,MISSISSIPPI AND PENNSYLVANIA,

TEACHER:SPELL IT FOR ME?

STUDENT:I THINK I DON'T LIKE THEM ANYMORE, I CHANGED MY BRAIN!!....I LOVE OHIO, IOWA AND MAIN..........

I LOVE SCHOOL, SPELLING IS MY FAVORITES SUBJECT.....I LOVE SPELLING........"

by TAKAIRA ASIANRIKA September 1, 2011

i miss summer

when girls wanna show off their body during in winter because they can’t not be hoes

someone’s snap story
“i miss summer” + them in swim suit

by ashtyn morow March 30, 2019

I could eat it

A phrase used to size up something; ie when talking about how small some new electronics are, the ability to eat them is descriptive of its small size.

'Check out my new Ipod Mini.'
'Sweet. I could eat it'

by G-Unit May 1, 2004

i h8 u

*i h8 u* is the word wat bratty kidz or suicidal teenz use insted of using physiciall violance

(i h8 u )
used by preps kidz goths ang suicidals stoners and gayz

i h8 u micheal ur such a bitch

by get lost u evil swinish dog April 4, 2004

I want to die

It is joke often made by emo people to express their love of life. If you hear and emo or anyone say this, it is a joke and it would be best for you to laugh at it. This will make them feel really good, so good in fact they may begin to repeat it more and more regularly. Just keep laughing or when it gets annoying say "Then do it". This is the proper response to this joke.

Emo - I want to die...
You - HAHAHAHA thats hilarious, you crack me up!!
Emo - No, for real, I want to die...
You - Then do it.....
Emo - .....

by JustDoItPreston September 24, 2017