BAG O' DICKS

When someone is such an asshole that they're not just one dick, they're a bag full of dicks.
(jerk slaps lunch out of guys hand)Lunch Guy: What the hell you BAG O' DICKS!!!
BAG O' DICKS: Hahaha! LOSER!!!!
by Bronzedale23 April 27, 2017
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Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.
Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag
by JULIA GlLLARD December 15, 2019
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go-bag lady

GO-BAG LADY (noun/ or adj) a girl or woman who is intelligent, hardworking, going places in her life, moving forward, someone you would want to hire for employment. A beautiful person who has a beautiful soul inside and out. Good morals.
For employment: ie "yes Sabrina, we are looking for a 'GO-BAG LADY" and you fit the criteria for our company! Welcome and you are hired! for romance ie" Man, she's a GO-BAG LADY too good for your sorry ass" Get a job!
by SUSANNE VOLKOFF July 20, 2018
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tony two bags

Nickname for the waste of money Anthony Rendon, who plays for the Los Angeles Angels.
Tony two bags finally got a hit after going hit less for the whole season.
by Hartaka May 20, 2023
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Pony Punching Bag

In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.
“Yeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulance…”
by PPBEnjoyer December 15, 2021
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Polar Bear Bags

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.
"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"
by ChristieD July 11, 2008
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empty pastry bag

1. a cloth or paper cone-shaped bag with one or more nozzles, through which pastry, icing, or a similar food may be squeezed, esp. for decorating

2. metaphor used to describe the smushy, sagging breasts of an old woman
I went to the French Riviera to check out the topless hotties, but all I saw were old ladies with empty pastry bags.
by jwonder April 21, 2011
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