Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"
by Owluminati December 01, 2021
by Kasumi47 May 19, 2021
The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.
by Twitch0601 May 26, 2017
John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison
Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later
Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later
Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!
by Dave5473464 September 22, 2019
"hey have you met john pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisdeitysmurglewithermith?"
"what is that fucking last name"
"what is that fucking last name"
by superbigmaster June 22, 2023
His heart has been broke in a million pieces, so be careful with his heart. On the exterior, he is very happy and chills with his friends. On the interior, all happiness is flushed down the toilet and he cries alone, but he does not let others show it. heart been broken so many times for him that he is used to it 💔💔💔💔
“You know John?”
“Oh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYY”
“And the time he got asked out as girl was a joke”
“Oh, him? I heard he got his heart broken by 7 girls. RIP THAT PUSSY AAAYY”
“And the time he got asked out as girl was a joke”
by KFJDHAHS September 28, 2021
There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate
2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate
3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..
So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate
2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate
3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..
So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
by Weirdalltheway September 02, 2022