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Joe

Joe is a class clown who probably went through a phase in second grade where they picked their nose and ate it. Most Joes are complete idiots, why would I say this, I say this because they go by the name Joe.

For example I know a Joe, he pretends that we made out one time while that is comepletely false, I'm gay, and even if I wasn't I wouldn't kiss such a stereotypical banana peel.
Person 1 (new at school) "Joe's hot"
Person 2 " Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Person 1 "Lol just kidding" (they weren't and now you made them feel self conscious about liking such a dickweed)
by -not a banana peel May 10, 2020
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Joe

She lives with or maybe not. You might love her or maybe not. She is your life (literally) Who am I

The Answer is JOE MAMA U DUMB AUTISTIC CHILD
P1:Joe constructed Ligma from yuri and they had to do surgery on his Updog P2:Whos Joe Whos Yuri Whats Ligma Whats Updog P1:*inhales*
by EpicGamer2323 October 24, 2019
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billi-joe

A billi-joe is a very sexy women. She is down to earth. Has great and caring friends. A billi-joe is someone you will fall in love with at the very first sight. She is a fantastic women and will never break your heart.
Guy1:Oh damn look at that girl over there

Guy2: She must be a Billi-Joe man
by Billi-Joe April 24, 2018
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Joe

Person that nobody knows and asks who he he is
by WakandanCow October 24, 2019
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So Joe

1: Something not being cool.

2:Every single insult and slur crammed into two words.
Man i hate that new Fortnite update! It's literally so Joe!
by AresUnfunny July 30, 2022
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Joe Biten

So let me explain something here, a few years ago there was such an account as BigPutz41 back in 2022. That was kind of my account... So anyway I have lost that account, but on there there was such a definition of Joe BiTen. As many things have changed since then, here is a new definition, but I obviously recommend checking out the old one first. So not very many things will change here, but it will have a bit of a refresh.

So, Joe Biten is a nice president who bites a lot, although he may seem quite strange at first sight. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people have stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. Nobody talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard back in 2015. The only person who knows where he lives is Donald Trump, as they are quite close friends. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers production and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!

(Ya'll don't have to read this part but like this ain't copyright that was my original text I just changed up a few things)
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He might bite you, so don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions since there's not much of a difference between them and they have found something common between each other so they are now quite close friends. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
by Super_Awesome_Gaming_Creature September 25, 2024
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joe fulla

by Joe Fulla September 5, 2021
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