The hungry chicken

You’re sitting in a chair, sleeping, but a part of your brain is fighting it. Your head sags, chin to your chest, but then it whips back up, often accompanied by a snort. Like a chicken grazing for feed, you look hungry.

My man Clyde over here tryin’ not to sleep in that recliner, but it’s a losing battle and he’s doing the hungry chicken!

The hungry chicken by Stratobladder September 21, 2022

save the Texas prairie chicken 

What a button worn by Michael Nesmith in the late 1960s show “The Monkees” reads. This phrase is told to Micky Dolenz after he asks what is on Nesmith’s button.

Mike : Hey, that’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Micky : “Love is the ultimate trip.”
Mike : That’s a nice thought.
Micky : That’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Mike : “Save the Texas prairie chicken.”

save the Texas prairie chicken by daydream believer November 22, 2022

italian spicy bacon chicken burger 

chicken chicken chicken chicken italian spicy bacon chicken take one bite and it all starts clickin crown up my day at BK have it your way you rule!

italian spicy bacon chicken burger is tasty

italian spicy bacon chicken burger by kennytheman February 18, 2023

i have chicken nuggs in my anus

what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.

TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole

brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol

i have chicken nuggs in my anus by fat sealandish fish March 16, 2023

To be like a chicken 

To remind someone of a chicken is to be an Amanda. Often times Amanda’s can be linked to being like a chicken.

“Amanda reminds me of a chicken.”
“Oh yeah, I totally see it”
To be like a chicken=Amanda

To be like a chicken by Donkey2121 March 25, 2023

Extreme Gay Chicken 

When two/three straight guys get bored with playing 'gay chicken' the game is stepped up to an "extreme" level.

The game is able to be played with 2 or 3 players, recommended supplies include lube, condoms are not recommended .

The first two players must get their cocks out, and optionally apply lube.

The third player must take their pants off and expose their asshole. The must then bend over and open their mouth (if there is 3 players)

All 3 players must then close their eyes, and players 1 and 2 must walk forward until their dicks are in player 3. The first player to flinch or move away is declared the loser. If nobody moves away the first player to ejaculate is considered gay.

Chris: Hey dude wanna play Extreme Gay Chicken? I'll go in the middle.
Duncan: Yeah let me get the lube.
Tyler: Can I join?

Extreme Gay Chicken by GreenvillePowerHose May 21, 2023

Skinned like chicken 

Another way of saying "you got sent/done"
Its a term used in sports, specifically football/soccer

"when we were playing football, Sam got skinned like chicken"

Skinned like chicken by RuntZz! May 29, 2023