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Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese 

Is a phrase to describe the vile stench of a specific odour which comes from expired processed foods, such as old potato chips. This phrase could also be used to describe a mushy and slightly moist substance. Specifically if a strand of hair is present within the mushy and moist substance.
"Hey Chris! have a whiff of these chips I bought from the vending machine!"
"WTF! That smells like Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"
"talk about gross!"

*Eating Lunch
"Eww! I found a hair in my food!"
"Wow! talk about Your Grandmothers Maggot Cheese"

Pregame Mac and Cheese 

Pregame Mac and cheese is the act of having a whack off sesh before your football/baseball/soccer game. Mostly preformed by males, but can rarely be done by females. This calms you and prepares you too kick some ass. 3Hunna
My Pregame Mac and cheese was unreal before I got here, now I'm ready to play

claparoni and cheese 

When you get a case of Gonorrhea (The Clap) and the discharge looks like cream cheese leaking from the penis.
Connor: Hey bro I caught the case of the clap.

Francis: That sucks man, has there been any leakage?

Connor: Yeah dude it's almost yellow in color too!

Francis: It looks like you have a case of claparoni and cheese.

lump of cheese

brita: o fuck devin, lump of cheese 12 o’clock
me: oh damn she chunky
lump of cheese by lilpumpstan69 April 21, 2018

Cherries and the Cheese 

Slang for Furry Porn
"ok son, let me tell you about the cherries and the cheese"

Black Mac and cheese 

Mac and cheese, but made by a black person.
Christina- “Do you like Mac and cheese?”
Alexa- “No but I love black Mac and cheese.”