Blue scronchies

OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!

Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!

Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!

Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!

Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021

Blue Lock Project

The best thing the FUCKING world bro.

I'm going to play Blue Lock Project instead of showering!!!

by BINGLETONJR November 11, 2025

Blue Water Baptism

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.

Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025

Blue Testicles

Condition where you feel pain in your balls because your still a virgin at 40

I have blue testicles

by rbx.gtx.ram December 13, 2018

blue boy

$5 canadian dollars

You tryna drop a blue boy on a deego cro?

by heartlessbiggz March 21, 2021

Blue Ball Car

When you hear a nice sounding car and it turns out it is not a good looking car.

*loud car vrooming*
"Oooooh that sounded nice"
*sees piece of junk car*
"Oh, it was just a blue ball car"

by ThatGeckoBoi January 13, 2023

Blue Tree

To destroy or get rid of a masterpiece because you want to make a quick buck, even if you already were.

Originating from what happened to Blue Tree Phuket water park in Thailand.

Never Blue Tree yourself. Think of your fans and friends and recognize your own legacy.

by Trashmenger February 23, 2025