Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
Get the French Guymug. by Da big yeetus boi gay August 2, 2019
Get the “Guys....”mug. The person whose mic is so loud over a discord voice call, that when they unmute, all you hear is their fan.
by nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 11, 2021
Get the the wind tunnel guymug. by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021
Get the guys.... im gay..mug. "Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"
by Big Santa May 2, 2024
Get the guy named Mr. Smith as a history teachermug. During a less than felt after work activity, or function or a rather bland day where you figuretively phone the chow or party favor guy. Or respectively "making a night of it" with full send.
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Dude 1: let's just grab a drink after work, we've had a long day.
Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.
**Takes 1 sip**
Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?
Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
Dude 2: I'm down, but I can't get crazy I got a fucking big day tomorrow.
**Takes 1 sip**
Dude 1: bro so many hot girls here, what do you wanna do?
Dude 2: you're not lying. Let's fuck shit up, call the guy
by 6 bohrillion December 4, 2018
Get the Call the guymug. Where guys have a baby shower for a guy whose wife is having a baby.....it can also mean a bunch of guys showering together. The meaning can be used interchangeably but aren't always, but most of the time they mean the same thing. So you choose.
by jackxscript July 9, 2018
Get the guys showermug.