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Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.
by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016
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lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.
Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.
by QuacksO June 21, 2018
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Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
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Hande

a hot,smart,beautiful,strong independent woman usually tukish or middle eastern and a great kisser
hande is so beautiful
by turkishgirlwitharabicroots October 17, 2018
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one hand jam

Masturbation,one handly Eagerly Pleasing yourself
He's been in there for awhile, he's probably doing the one hand jam.
by Emazingjrow February 1, 2018
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hands

Hands. Just like the one you (probably) have. They're full of germs and they touch things they're not supposed to.
"Oh my god..i have..hands.."
"Its 3am please just go to bed"
by luckyliquid September 29, 2023
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Faraday's left hand rule

A cool gang hand sign Dr Dara O' Hogan taught his physics class in oaks park high school, used to refer to the good old days when Dr O' Hogan used to teach physics (he was a good guy but he couldn't teach to save his life (nobody learnt anything))
Ay yo waagwan famz, #ripdrohogansjobatoaks *does Faraday's left hand rule*
by KaboobaLEES October 1, 2017
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