Prodigal Poop

A large poop in a low-flow toilet piles up until it reaches your butthole— thus returning from whence it came. Therefore it is called The Prodigal Poop.

I should have flushed half way through this morning. That Texas Tube Snake turned into a real Prodigal Poop.

by RandyFalstaff December 9, 2024

poop gym

a gym but instead its all poop

when someone walks into the poop gym and asked if its the pee gym look around buddy

by MoistMeatMisslejizzyfella December 11, 2024

Pooping

⬜⬜🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫
⬜⬜🟫👁️👃🏻👁️🟫
⬜⬜🟫🟨💋🟨🟫
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜🚽⬜
⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜

Pooping is the act what that yellow woman is doing on top of this sentence ⬆️

by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024

Poop Drawer

A person that draws poop for commissions online to people with a scat fetish; it’s a very secret and private art world, but the community is big like some shits. ;)

Drawer 1: So what do you draw for people?
Hot Drawer Girl 4: I make overpriced drawings and 3d animations of shit :>
Drawer 1: Oh… your a poop drawer…

(he ran far away that day some might even say he’s still running.

by 141Takes December 23, 2024

Poop Porn

The most irritating most disgusting thing that a degenerate moderator on reddit can make porn out of.

Frank:I have a job, I make poop porn
Joe:I will erase your whole bloodline you disgusting troglodyte

by STINKANATOIR December 24, 2024

poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice

Me and my dad share a poop kettle

by one wholesome dude December 27, 2024

Poop

➖➖➖🟫🟫
➖➖🟫🟫🟫
➖➖🟫🟫🟫
➖⬜⬜🟫⬜⬜
➖⬜⬛🟫⬛⬜
🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫
🟫🟫🟫⬛🟫🟫🟫
🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫

Lindsey was walking from the train station on the way home. She mashed something brown on her new pink sneakers at a nearby dog park and she wonders what’s that brown stuff on her shoes, then she lifts her foot, revealing that she mashed dog poop.

by EMD F59PHI January 8, 2025