November 7th

National punch a guy named patrick day

guy 1:
Yo patrick come here!
patrick: what?
guy 1: it’s november 7th! *punches patrick*

by bigtiddygothgf445 November 7, 2021

November 3

National annoy your parents dad

Hey mom its november 3rd. 🙃
oh fuck!

by Fallalallahfjebw November 2, 2020

No Nut November

The Holy month in which all men must restrain from any kind of sexual activity, including the viewing of pornography. This ritual is done to prove your strength and resilience. It is also preformed in order to appease the Gods of the Internet. If you succeed, the Gods will gift you with strength, power, and eternal happiness. If you fail, the Gods will punish you by taking away your fapping privileges. NNN ends at the start of December, allowing you to fap again, and thus making way for Destroy Dick December.

Stay strong brothers, No Nut November is almost over!

by Sussus Samogus November 15, 2022

November 8

On November 8 is it official No Nut November cheat day.
Guys can cheat this day but they have to tell you his deepest secret.

Me: It’s November 8!
Guy: Yes, i can cheat.
Me: Now you have to tell me your deepest secret!

by OfficialNoNutNovember November 7, 2019

November

National Prostate Cancer awareness month. Beat off and stay healthy. The less you do it the more you are at risk.

Wow it’s no but November, but without nutting I am at risk for prostate cancer. Time to whack for national prostate cancer awareness month

by Jz157 November 1, 2019

November 29

Slap or grab ass day and get away with it

Boy: why did u slap my ass??!

Girl: Its November 29

Boy:oh ok!

by victoriousfan November 25, 2021

No Spandex November

Every girl is not aloud to wear spandex for the month of november.

It's hard for boys to deal with no nut november so to help we need no spandex november

by No spandex november November 4, 2019