Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
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I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.

by Gino Felino May 1, 2011

Blustery Bean Bag

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

steamy corn bag

A freshly used condom, typically still warm.

Man: "Dude, what's that?"
Dude: "It's my steamy corn bag I used with Jessica last night, man"

by gaypyromaniac July 31, 2016

Kentucky tea-bag

The act of pouring burbon in a woman's mouth, then dunking your balls into said mouth

I'm going to take her home and give her a good ol' Kentucky tea-bag

by Bigred22 January 10, 2017

d-bag

D-bag is slang for either the words "dick bag" or "douche bag".

A common example of this word would be "You know Messina? He's a real d-bag".

by Courtney Lynn December 26, 2008

Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

by Ron February 6, 2004

bag of meat

When a man gets fucked by multiple dicks

Bro I’m just pounding this bag of meat

by Gucciegang May 1, 2018