by uttam maharjan August 4, 2011
Get the wash the eyesmug. The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.
John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.
Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.
by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020
Get the Spider eyemug. 
There you see something so bad and/or disgusting it makes you want to gouge out your eyes.
Guy1: "Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2: "Yeah, it was a real eye gouger".
by judge dredd7 on Jan 29, 2013
Guy1: "Did you see that 80 year old naked woman?".
guy2: "Yeah, it was a real eye gouger".
by judge dredd7 on Jan 29, 2013
by judge dredd7 July 18, 2013
Get the Eye Gougermug. An old timer saying... especially in the south, meaning a person with cute eyes. Such as blue, hazel, green. Any color besides the normal brown and black eyes.
by Cocoa Raine July 17, 2024
Get the Funny Eyesmug. 1. When you have a black eye/eyes and have to wear sunglasses to cover it. 2. When a person has 2 black eyes so bad it looks like sunglasses.
Guy1: "Whoa look at that dude! He has total sunglass eyes!"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"
Guy2: "Yeah I heard his gf found out he was cheating and totally kicked his ass"
by wtf69 April 6, 2010
Get the Sunglass eyesmug. <.7.9.7.6.>I Want To Know How It Is Not Mine, SHe Want To Know How It Is Not eyes, Smacking He RBack THrough Drumlimes, It Is Really ENough TO Coward Than Run Lines<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Want To Know How It Is Not Mine, SHe Want To Know How It Is Not eyes, Smacking He RBack THrough Drumlimes, It Is Really ENough TO Coward Than Run Lines<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Want To Know How It Is Not Mine, SHe Want To Know How It Is Not eyes, Smacking He RBack THrough Drumlimes, It Is Really ENough TO Coward Than Run Lines<.7.9.7.6.>mug.