eye bleach

A joke that you would make if you found something disturbing, mainly R34 or cursed images.

Someone: *sees p0rn* OH HELL NO, someone pass me the eye bleach!

by amogusamoguseverywhere January 7, 2022

Piggy eyes

How your eyes look the morning after a night of crying all puffy and like a pig

I was crying all night and I woke up all piggy eyes this morning

by Gleeswing January 12, 2022

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

ocin eyes

irenetemi and colin walker

irenetemi and colin walker have ocin eyes

by kets go January 19, 2022

Kaka Eyes

Big beautiful brown poop eyes

"My friend Mariam has kaka eyes"

by suicidepiee October 24, 2022

The eye theory

The eye theory is when ones eyes are the ones that you are the most fascinated about, they always have a story to tell and just by looking them in the eyes tells you something of them.

Alex: look! John drew Emma's eyes the most accentuated and the most detailed, she doesnt even have such big eyes!
Kim: maybe he has the eye theory!

by Flxwerzy October 26, 2022

Googly-eyes

Someone who definitely has a brain disorder but doesn't admit it, because they will get bullied by kids that are much younger then them.

Look at googly-eyes over there pissing in the corner, fucking bozos.

by Whetboy November 16, 2022