Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.
Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...
by St Brendan April 26, 2019
Get the COLUMBUS GUYSmug. by Mr. That Guy July 31, 2018
Get the That Guymug. by Nawakah August 27, 2017
Get the Guy-Aurèlemug. A person who when with girls and not others friends is a nice and caring person. But when with his friends is a total different person. They because a person who tries to be cool and fit in. They also when a girl talks to them they try to roast them. But by thenselves and with girls they tend to care about them and what they think.
Guy 1: hey there’s your girlfriend.
Guy 2: hey Ellie
Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing
Later
Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one
Guy 2: hey Ellie
Guy 3: did you hear Ellie got a a+ on her math test because she cheated off of josh(smartest kid in class)
All guys: laughing
Later
Guy 2: hey just wondering how did you do on the math test
Ellie: I completely flunked it. I got a D- on it
Guy 2: oh I’m really sorry I hope you do better on the next one
by Annyomis April 22, 2018
Get the guymug. Beret guy is often seen with a terrible haircut. He is known to be rejected by girls in a movie cinema, only to be taken back a week later. If you ever see beret guy, tell him to get a new haircut.
by Luluand emma October 28, 2019
Get the Beret guymug. A guy that usually has a far amount or lots of limiteds either by actually trading or USD'ing. Tries to make somewhat classic avatars and acts cool at first until you realize that they exploit the games code, bypass decals and audio, end up being a ddoser or something worse.
The average 17 year old roblox gaming snob.
The average 17 year old roblox gaming snob.
Friend 1: "So what do you do in your free time?"
Friend 2: "Oh its simple. I go on the popular lego game Roblox and flex my very expensive and rare items I paid for using real money and bypass explicit things into the game and if someone makes me mad i get payback using my totally super cool ddosing!"
Friend 1: "Oh, you're ""that"" guy. Now I realize why nobody wants to be friends with you."
Friend 2: "Oh its simple. I go on the popular lego game Roblox and flex my very expensive and rare items I paid for using real money and bypass explicit things into the game and if someone makes me mad i get payback using my totally super cool ddosing!"
Friend 1: "Oh, you're ""that"" guy. Now I realize why nobody wants to be friends with you."
by Dissonant May 16, 2021
Get the ""that"" guymug. Is the guy that you love more than anything but he will never fully be yours. More than a friend more than a lover he's that guy
by DirtyD24 August 2, 2018
Get the That Guymug.