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Johns

Just a mf fr .or an item fr. Sometimes plural . sometimes not. Biggy cheese ahh mofo. Commonly used in sentences it doesn’t make sense in.
Friend: where yo dogs at ?
Man: idk johns be playing and whatnot
by Youeverdreamaboutanugget January 23, 2024
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Eben John

The best Pornstar from 2010 to 2021.Very bad behaviour ,has intensions to kill others.Dirty minded and his a 100/100 Khozi .
by Johan John November 22, 2021
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John

the most smexiest asian in the world. he is very kind, cute and girls love him. he is a very good friend you will want to have.
by collllsiwppa October 19, 2019
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John

There are many definitions on John, for there are many types of John.
1. That one cool dude you can appreciate

2. That annoying person at work, that you just tolerate

3. The silly goofball that thinks he's normal
4. That one neighbor who thinks he's annoying, but he's not
5. That one neighbor who thinks he's cool, but he's not
6. ext..

So if you have been in contact with a John, don't run away, because you never know what type of John you'll be encountering.
"Hey, do you remember John?"
"What type of John? "
"The cool one."
"Yeah, he was a cool John."
by Weirdalltheway September 2, 2022
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John cena

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John

About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.
by AgentComet March 14, 2022
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John Curtis

A god in Half-Life 2, he's sneaky as a ninja while escaping from combine but deadly as a uh..john curtis when combine make him mad or kill his dog.
Citizen: Have you heard of John Curtis?
Civil Protection Officer: *has flashbacks*
by theultimaterandomnessepic September 12, 2019
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