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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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Black-Eye Bird

That one friend that stays up until 4:00 A.M. playing games and stays up 22 hours of the day.
"hey man, go to sleep and get some rest"
"no"
"why not"
"my sleep schedule doesn't let me"
"how about you change your sleep schedule, don't be a black-eye bird"
".....

no"
by Axtrium December 4, 2021
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.9.See To Remain I, Eyes Local, Dubbed Her Kill Will I.9.

.9.See To Remain I, Eyes Local, Dubbed Her Kill Will I.9.
.9.See To Remain I, Eyes Local, Dubbed Her Kill Will I.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 18, 2025
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semen eyes

When you ejaculate on a girls face, particularly her eyes, and let them dry. When she opens her eyes there will be an opaque lens of dry semen which she will look through.
Yesterday I fell asleep after a long night of sex and woke up with semen eyes.
by nerd-donkey26 January 25, 2011
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the eyes of horror

A scary looking man that just gives a bad vibe when u look at him
A possessed album called the eyes of horror aaaaaaah I’m scared asf
by Yourprettylilgirl December 30, 2020
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hands-eye coordination

The only benefit of playing video games (especially for hours on end) that children can easily mention, while all the others are the negative effects of excessive gaming
When my mom asks about all the time I spend gaming, I just tell her my hands-eye coordination is getting epic—it's the only benefit she acknowledges!
by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025
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Yeti eye

A type of stare that the person head remains in the same position but their eye balls go crazy and look at you on the side
Her mom always give me the yeti eyes.
by darkerside August 14, 2017
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