Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.

Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!

by fartso54 November 25, 2016

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Fart Vandal

Someone who farts in a room/ elevator then leaves. Hence, stinking up the environment for the next person.

Damn fart vandal farted in the elevator then left having the other elevator users think I was the one who farted!

by fartso54 November 25, 2016

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A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.

Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?

Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*

by Downr@nge December 1, 2016

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Fart Nugget

An absolute dumbass. And imbecile at the least.

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"Wow he is such a fart nugget"

by Fishinboy December 7, 2016

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fudge in a fart box

An exclamatory statement: A quick and disgusting way to remind everyone That a bowl movement is inevitable. Also used to describe situations that share thematically and emotively the same concept.

"Oh, fudge in a fart box! I fumbled my keys and they dropped down through the sewer grate!"

by In the gutter, as usual December 10, 2016

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