Rock em sock em

When you pour a gallon of lube in your partners anus then repeatedly use both fists to stretch it out

My partner said my head wasn’t big enough so we tried the ole rock em sock em

by Caulknballs November 25, 2024

rock the Corsa

A game where a modified Vauxhall/Chevrolet/Opel Corsa is rocked, causing extreme embarrasment to the cap wearing Chav driving it.

It is only played using modified versions of this sad little car, where the owner thinks it is an awesome mobile. Chanting of get a proper car may also accompany the game.

Rock the Corsa is played in a town centre while the corsa is stationary at traffic lights or in a queue. Friday and Saturday nights are the best times to play, while the chav cruises the town showing his corsa off to his cap wearing friend and tracksuit wearing girlfriend.

by Pete and Reece August 22, 2007

Rock

What it says after you submit 700 decisions on Urban Dictionary.

You've made 700 decisions so far. Rock.

by JeffFox October 18, 2008

Rock-taku

Derived from Japanese word "Otaku," it means someone who only listens to and cares about rock music.

Omg he's such an Rock-taku!!

by Imveryweird March 24, 2009

go kick rocks

Another way to say either "go away," "get the fuck out," or even "go fuck yourself." Another alternative is "go fly a kite."

Random scene chick: Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
youqueerbro?: How about you go suck a fuck and play in the streets?

Random scene chick (yes she's back, don't ask how): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA: Go kick rocks.

Random scene chick (how many fucking times-): Hey are you going to see Attack Attack! tonight? Because their SUPER AMAZING AWESOME zsdfhsrftuhdrgn!!!!!!!!!!!
my stupid ass: Uuuhhhhh...I don't have the money...

by 7568ino October 21, 2023

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

Rock-zoned

When someone compares you to a rock, thereby ruining all potential chances at friendship and/or a romantic relationship. The worst of all situations to be in.

Poor Eden was rock-zoned by Caligula today.

by Caliga Simul Stamus November 5, 2016