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No Poop July

omg, he did the No Poop July challenge. he died
by pussyeateryamyam July 8, 2020
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poop someone's pants

To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.
We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!
by epicman87 November 28, 2024
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Surprise Release Poop

When your poop stimulates your prostate I’m just the right way that it cause a person to ejaculate.
Matt: Are you cheating on me?
Michael: No, I think you just had a surprise release poop.
by WiccanGay May 5, 2025
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Poop

Stuff that comes out of your ass. Usually brownish. Sometimes red and yellow. Comes in many types:

The Poop Poop:

Brown. Slithers out of your ass. Not very satisfactory, and not particularly painful. Causes moderate amount of crap left in your ass for you to wipe.

The Quickie Dirty Poop:

This poop bolts out of your ass like a rocket. It doesn't hurt. However, you have lots to wipe, as the inside of your ass will look like a rusty factory if you were to look inside.

The Quickie Happy Poop:

Bolts out of your ass. Clean. Painless. A welcome from the annoying "Winnie The Poop"

Winnie the Poop:

Moves a bit. Once your hopes get up, it gets stuck and refuses to move an inch. You will have to push like hell until Pooh comes out. Usually a sort of constipation.

The Alamo Poop:

You push and push. Similar to Winnie the Poop. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.

The Russian Poop: (AKA Diarrhea)

You crap, and crap, and crap some more. It will not stop coming. The best idea is to keep pushing, and flush every five minutes. It will end eventually. This poop is really painful, and your ass will ache for a couple days because of all the wiping.

The Peek-A-Boo Poop:

You will crap. This poop will land in the water, and
by Zzzara July 3, 2021
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Poop

Total shit! See what I did there
Poop.
by J M.I.B. August 8, 2018
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Youtube Poop

Because Youtube Poop Is Where The Poop Is. (Youtube Poop's Slogan)
Because Youtube Poop Is Where The Poop Is.
by HighClassChampion March 3, 2022
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poop

poop
by professional dumbass January 11, 2022
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