Liberator shit

To take a dump so relieving that you forget all your worries for a moment

'dude I just took a a liberator shit I'd been holding in for 7 hours'

by Big dump October 7, 2020

Shit satchel

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.

Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.

by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017

shy shits

bowel movement that does not want to get out when one is sitting down taking a shit, thus giving the perception that the shit is too shy to leave the rectum.

It is usually straining, time consuming, and inconvenient to push out and deal with.

Boss: What is the deal Thomas? Late for the third time this week!

Thomas: (Nervous and with no eye contact)Sorry boss, i was at home with a case of the shy shits.

Boss: (grabbing Thomas' shouler facing him)Well dont we all.

Both laugh

by mainbwana March 17, 2011

Bullshit Shit

The worst insult you can give anything.

Rick and Morty are freaking bullshit shit and the other one's the important shit shitster on the shit block of cheese in the morning.

by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019

the littlest of shits

The tiniest, most microscopic amount of shits

Tony, I don’t give the littlest of shits about you.

by Animalcrackers123 July 16, 2018

shit hog

a complete asshole; someone who has no respect for rules or authority.

My son is a real shit hog. He does only what he wants to do and doesn't care about how his actions will effect anybody but him.

by frizzlefryporcelaingod814 December 23, 2009

hen shit

The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.

Really? I don't give a hen shit.

*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"

by headbangin parrot January 8, 2011