Poop

The crap that comes out of your asshole

Me: I can't poop.
Mom: Have some Miralax (TM)

by MotherFucker11 March 12, 2020

poop jiggle

when you or a buddys shit comes out the rear end in a particularly vigorous manner

joe: i just had a poop jiggle out my arse!

by willy poo fart coon December 23, 2023

Poop

noun. the nervous system stimulant methinphetamin

Dick and Ginger love to smoke poop.

by Brycer661981 September 8, 2018

Poop Tash

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

Poop on me and lick it off

An action performed by fags that are into scat play.

I swear that fag was going to Poop on me and lick it off.

by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

poop

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by getrickrolled6473 November 11, 2022