A King Cobra

When you mix jizz with a pairing energy drink of choice.

(preferably your own for best results)

My perfect balanced breakfast is my A King Cobra, It has half the protein of an egg!

by MossyMoe February 07, 2024

darawish king

darawish king is dhulbahante royalty

he a darawish king

by khatumo October 30, 2020

The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!

Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

King dzl

A self produced rap artist from the dalles with a fucked up sense of humor and good music

Have you heard king dzls new track

by I heart bots November 06, 2019

three kings syndrome

When you spend a morning shitting like a flock of starlings taking off.

Feck me that's the last time I drink there, I don't know what sue puts in her pipes but I haven't stopped shitting all morning.....ive got proper three kings syndrome today......How's your arse Jevii?

by The vorest avenger April 13, 2023

king eater

One who only slobs on the knob of a higher ranking male. Dick eater.

She was known as a king eater.

by Kittyberry1124 August 24, 2017

lonely king

A song made by CG5

p1:Hi do you know the new cg5 song?
p2:ya lonely king

by when you bottom text September 29, 2022