J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025

g oh d

As in your telling the truth but someone doesn’t believe you , you can use that term or if your really gonna do something and sb doesn’t believe you you can use that too

G oh d that really happened to me I’m not lying , or g oh d ima do it or g oh d ima come to the party

by Fuckyolife b May 23, 2023

Lil D Rose

Lil D Rose is the best rapper and has the biggest pee pee of all time

"You heard of Lil D Rose?"
"YEAH his pee pee is massive"

by Lil D Rose September 8, 2018

T u d

Touch your dick, something a girl says when she’s turned on or likes you.

Girl: I want to t u d

Boy: okay

by Yo moms a hoe May 15, 2019

:D

:D is a word you can use to express when you are happy or excited. :D does have a history behind it besides being used to express your happiness.
Its also used by a fellow person named: Zappa.
Zappa was the initial creator of this face as he keeps using it at the end of every sentence he types.
He got attached to it so much to the point where he became the CEO of it and its also known as his signature face.

I can't wait :D This is the best thing ever :D Thank you so much :D

by Zappa December 21, 2020

0=D²-16D+64

A way of using a dick emoji hidden in a math equation

0=D²-16D+64
0=(D-8)²
0=D-8
8=D

by Math_porn March 27, 2023

D-Lone

An old man calling a hearing aid center to obtain a hearing aid but he can’t hear. His phone number is 111-111-1111.

Yo Marsha I just got a phone call from D-lone at work.

by Yo momster May 23, 2024