cat

A small carnivorous mammal made of 30% fur and 70% cat liquids.
Well known for being very squishy and liquid, the cat is the perfect companion for you, except if you are not up to fighting their sharp demon-like claws.

friend: I hate cats
you: shut the fuck up

by cat_human March 26, 2022

cat jeans

Jeans that Thots wear with many different holes already ripped into them as if a cat attacked their pants.

Why would you pay $300 for those retarded cat jeans Tiffany?

by IAMHILL15 May 11, 2018

cat anchored

when a person is sitting down and they can not move because it will disturb a cat that is comfortable or asleep on them.

hey, can you grab me a beer from the fridge, i can't right now, sorry man, i'm cat anchored at the moment.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Cat

A animal that's hairy and throws up hair balls

Dad:I hate the cat
Luna:me too idk wtf we got it in the fist place

by Alyssa_28 June 4, 2020

Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.

Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.

by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

flying cat

u dont see them very often, but when you have a cat you now understand what it feels like to have a flying cat in your bedroom.

very scary of cucumbers ;-; they jump at u

man 1: why is there a flying cat?
man 2: the dogs tried to get her so i threw her over the fence..

by SHITTY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!! June 30, 2021