Polar Bear Bags

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.

"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"

by ChristieD June 27, 2008

biggest chip in the bag

A person who thinks they're the shit and that they're much better than everyone else

Damn you hear neha talking over there like she's the biggest chip in the bag??

by Khamrhin08 July 21, 2017

Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 14, 2019

flaming bag of 'mo

A gay person who is very annoying. Similar to mo bag; however, used when 'mo bag is just not enough.

Scott is such a flaming bag of 'mo. I wish he would go home.

by Manny November 25, 2003

knocked a bag off

the end result of masturbating, jizz

i knocked a bag off on your mother last night and she loved it.

by twow October 17, 2013

Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
chasturboop

I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.

by Gino Felino May 1, 2011

Alaskan punching bag

When your receiving head and she's going so hard she's bailing your balls like a punching bag.

Man I thought Stacie was innocent until she hit me with an Alaskan punching bag last night

by Barney Baby July 18, 2017