John Lovgren

Drama queen, dark web adopted, salt mining crackhead

Yo why are you being a John Lovgren?

by anonymous November 23, 2021

John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .

Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.

by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024

Pulling a John

When you are madly in love with underage girls

Wow! Did you see Nathan out here pulling a John!

by deathbat1234 June 10, 2019

John The Bishop

Johnthebishop is an amazing twitch streamer who will read you bedtime stories if u ask nicely <3

Yo John The Bishop is an amazing twitch streamer

by Ethanoll hehe January 31, 2020

John Handcocked

Using the term "John Handcocked" is a biblical allusion to the time when John Handcock was the first bigdickmotherfucker to sign the Declaration of Independence. Using his large weinor, he scribbled his large signature on the document with his dick juice; he also served as a leader during the American Revolution.

I just John Handcocked the fuck out of this discussion board. Our discussion post was supposed to have 3 images
but for some reason mine are like 10 times bigger than everyone else's.

they will know my name.

- Denrari "Rari" K.

by Fentjamin Master February 9, 2025

John

John is a beautiful, sweet, kind, sexy, guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays football and basketball and has muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10 inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Madison’s. John and Madison love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Madi And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Madison

Madison: My first date with John is tonight!
Shows John In Underwear Working Out
John: Gotta get nice and sexy for the date tonight!
Later That Night
Madi: Hi John
John: Hi
They talk for five minutes
One hour later

Shows Madi And John all over each other naked, lush smooching and kissing. They are having sex!

by Dave5473464 September 21, 2019

William John Rudge

A not-so-civilised gentleman who can always be found in a discord call solo queuing ranked on Rainbow Six Seige. Takes them 300 ranked games to get into silver.

“I was solo queuing ranked earlier”
“Your being such a William John Rudge”
"I can't be a William John Rudge, I got to gold in 50 games"

by Mozhatescucumbers September 9, 2024