A womanizer who calls himself an empath but does nothing to prove he knows how to put himself in someone else’s shoes. He loves doing anything he can to get attention from women regardless if he is dating one and will let them flirt with him and even flirt back just to feel something. He won’t do anything special for you and will constantly try to manipulate you and start problems and then act like the victim. He will string you along but do just enough to keep you interested in case his other options don’t work out. He also loves fetishizing goth girls (but he doesn’t want to date anyone who is anything different from the norm). He hangs around friends who will talk down on you and he will listen instead of defending you. He has lots of girl best friends who will also bash you if you’re dating him. If you guys ever have a fight, his first choice won’t be to fix things, but to ask out other girls. If you don't have the same religion as him and he loses interest he will start using that as an excuse as to why he can’t date you. He'll go on and on about how he doesn’t have any money to spend on a girlfriend but he will turn around and buy one of his girl best friends ice cream and take her out and spend money on himself. He will cheat on you multiple times and get sulky and not talk to you if you try to bring it up. He is still friends with ALL of his exes. And he loves to defend men on the internet who have done bad things. If you ever meet a John, run far far far away.
Girl: Who is that playing the guitar with all those girls around him?
Other girl: Ew, that’s John. Let’s go somewhere else
Other girl: Ew, that’s John. Let’s go somewhere else
by shutupmaggie August 29, 2023
John can be annoying sometimes but he is the sweetest, most honest, loyalist, caring, funniest, heartwarming, most unique, calmest, intelligent, adventurous, most talent, realist, and all in all the best person you could ever meet. Frankly even on his bad days you wouldn’t be able to tell because he’s always making people laugh and somewhat trying to spread positive vibes, his smile and his presence is enough to make the whole room light up he’s quite at first but once he gets used to everything he is a complete vibe.
“John is such an amazing person he’s always striving for the best and he inspires me, one day I want to be like him.”
by yamommaho May 20, 2022
Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.
by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019
Johns a blonde, green eyed hottie
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
by -u know who ;) March 23, 2021
John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.
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