poverty hands

A person who is physically incapable of making a basketball shot. His hands are so impoverished that his shots are not money.

Michael Quan is trash at ball bruh, he's got poverty hands

by povertyhands March 28, 2019

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Ranch hand special

A girl that hangs out in rural bars trying to either pick up dudes or get drunk on some poor guys dollar. She's a predator.

Hey man, you better be careful. That girl is a real ranch hand special.

by BasketCase307 August 12, 2018

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Hym "I'm not using your kids. You are using your kids. Stop using your kids. This is about submission to parents and you're never going to stop if you aren't made to stop. And I'm never going forget that stabbing a kid just balances the scales immediately. And the 'Bear hands' thing is the same exact thing! As the 'with covid misinformation' talking point? So I guess propaganda."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

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Ecstasy hands

A disorder where someone loves the feeling of their hands running through or over something.

Kayleigh has ecstasy hands Bro. She couldn't stop rubbing my flannel

by Gruntsman July 2, 2017

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Hand Pussy

What lonely boys use in order to get off when they’re craving real pussy.

Drake S: Hey Isaac, heard you’ve been getting lots of pussy lately?
Isaac B: yeah, about to run out of lotion from all this hand pussy.

by Donnie Drakko August 4, 2022

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short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded as well at the same time.

by Sexydimma June 22, 2012

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