king doobie

King of doobies. Commonly seen in a spaceship. Highly dangerous. Uses a false sense of security to render opponents unable to maintain a serious demeanor. Often accompanied by a seemingly ridiculous aura reminiscent of a cartoon character. If encountered, attempt to maintain composure and a straight face and disregard your urge to care about your image.

King Doobie doesn't fuck around but he makes it hard not to laugh before you die.

by Weweresupposedtogetmarried April 22, 2017

King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!

You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.

by NWS4VR August 17, 2024

king Willie

what you think you are a big man

What do you think you are a king willie?

by Vinnie King April 15, 2007

Tha King

LeBron James is the King of Court and King of the North. He is regarded by all humans as the Greatest NBA player of all time. Many deem him a fitting nickname "The GOAT"

Tha King- LeBron James . Current NBA player for The Cleveland Cavaliers.

by Great Grandpa Ohio June 4, 2018

Blue King

Some annoying guy who has been plaguing discord servers everywhere. The living antonym of The GGG (Good Grammar Gang)

“That dude has horrible grammar.”
“He must be a Blue King.”

by Michelangelo Was Here November 30, 2019

king tm

Can’t swim nonchalant amazing and has the most amazing wife ever aka Elsie

King tm - Elsie is my wifeeee

by Kxnt_e1 August 19, 2025

King Stone

That guy at the house party who you just KNOW got the 🌲 and is willing to share his blessings.

"Son, you see that dude with long hair, longbeard, and kinda looks like Radagast from that Hobbit movie? He's King Stone, man 🙏🏼"

by Herbivore July 11, 2015