national yolo day

a national holiday dedicated to yoloing (you only live once-ing) most swagbosses and swaglords have a party were they do the most swaggiest and yoloiest things possible on June 20th

Swagboss: Yeah dude! I cannot wait to show off my swag and Nike elites to all the hot ladies.

Swaglord: Bro, when will you get to show off all of that swag?
Swagboss: I will show off my swag and Nike elites on national yolo day, bro

by swagboss June 10, 2015

Daddy Day Camp

Rip-off of Daddy Day Care

Lloyd: Whatcha Watching?
Pete: Daddy Day Camp
Lloyd: You Mean Daddy Day Care?
Pete: No Daddy Day Camp It Stars Cuba Gooding Jr.
Lloyd: Oh That The Rip-off Of Daddy Day Care.

by Seagulls of Satan September 26, 2008

Self appreciation day

November 16 is a day for everyone to show that they appreciate their self😊. Also to express how much love you got for yourself in the outmost way ❤️🥰.

It’s self appreciation day and I love my self the most 😩🤞🏽❤️

by Nation hype November 17, 2019

Pizza and Anal Day

This day celebrates the popular food item with a popular sexual act on June 4th. This day is celebrated between two or more people that love anal sex and pizza. You engage in anal sex and afterwards share a pizza.

- Hey Cindy, what are you up to tonight?

- I'm going over to Bob's for Pizza and Anal Day. It's become a yearly tradition of ours on June 4th.

by SomeRedheadedChick July 26, 2016

second day syndrome

The degrading probability that you'll return a workout regimen after taking a day off.

The day after break from working out, the memory of going to the gym and not going to the gym are both fresh in your mind. Not going to the gym is a slightly fresher memory so I’ll say that getting a workout in has about a 40/60 chance of happening: second day syndrome. On the next day the probability drops to 30/70. Add that to the guilt of not having gone now for 3 days and you have a recipe for disaster.

by mrxinu February 11, 2009

good hair day

A good hair day is the most AMAZING DAY EVER. It's often mistaken for actually having perfect hair, but that's the least important part of it. Everything in your life goes the perfect way. You're happy. You're mom is happy. You finally get a dog. You're dog is happy. Season 2 of your favorite TV show comes out totally unannounced. It's not just regular happy, it's freaking DANCING-IN-A-MEADOW-FULL-OF-DAISIES-NICK JONAS-JUST-SHOWED-UP-ON-MY-DOORSTEP-HAPPY. You wanna scream. You look gorgeous, things just couldn't get bette-- BAM. YOU WOKE UP. You're screwed. You're late for school. You haven't washed your hair in five days. Its Greasy. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it. You're mom is yelling. Laundry day. You can't find you favorite black shirt. You've broken your glasses. Soap gets into your eyes. You're nail breaks. You're wearing wet socks. AND ITS A BAD HAIR DAY.

Martha: *ugh*

Dave: You okay Martha?

Martha: *covers face with ugly baseball cap* Stop looking at me.
Stacy: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
Lana: *WHISPERS TO MARK* - ew what's up with the lime baseball cap?
Mark: Nothing. Give her a break. Its prolly just a bad hair day.

So basically a good hair day can be defined as something , with all due respect, TOTALLY NON EXISTENT. :/

by RAISINDAFFODILSLANA January 20, 2018

National Lexi Day

A celebration on July 15 for people named Lexi, presents are required and can only be given to those named Lexi.

“I can’t wait to see what I get for National Lexi Day”

by Loserr101hii July 9, 2020