(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
The female version of being pussy whipped.
(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
The female version of being pussy whipped.
(1) OMG, Caitlyn is so dick-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn't answer her phone or the door.
(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.
(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.
by GrrrlllScout December 16, 2008
Get the Dick-dazzledmug. Person A: Did you hear that Brett got with Brittany last night?
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.
Person B: Really? Holy shit! That mean's we're Dick In Laws!
Person A: You slept with her too?
Person B: Hehehehe.
by The Hutt & Dr. Wolfe October 19, 2010
Get the Dick In Lawsmug. A wide gap between a woman's breasts. Popular belief says dick grooves are aquired from titty fucking.
by JohnnyOzzie September 22, 2007
Get the dick groovemug. Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).
They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!
They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!
Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."
Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!
Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.
Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*
Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!
Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.
by thekingtiger February 21, 2021
Get the Dick Smokermug. by Chrislol April 14, 2006
Get the Dick Chaneymug. There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:
1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)
2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.
3. A threat
1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)
2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.
3. A threat
1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight
Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.
2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!
3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot
Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.
2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!
3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
Get the Dick Knotmug. the science that deals with the matter, energy, motion, and force of penises during sexual intercourse
Jim: "My friend told me he did sixty-nine with his girlfriend on the bottom. I told him it would benefit him if she were on the top, therefore she could have a full range of motion to suck his cock.
Joe: "I agree. That's pretty basic dick physics."
Joe: "I agree. That's pretty basic dick physics."
by borntobustass September 25, 2010
Get the dick physicsmug.