Monkey Dicking Around

A term my football coach would use when we would not do the drills or wouldn’t listen to him. He also would say when we bring our jerseys to school and we spilled ketchup from our school made glizzys we would have to run.

No monkey dicking around

by Gsjldxnjfx November 15, 2020

barrell full of monkeys

When a group of men stand in a circle to jerk each other off, you stroke the guy to the right while cupping the guy to the left of you, therefore your arms are bent like that of a plastic monkey from barrell full of monkeys

Dude, you know frat boys sit around jerking one another looking like a barrell full of monkeys

by toadpuss September 11, 2011

pinch of monkey shit

Something or someone who is totally worthless to the entire world

Hey do you know Greg?

Yeah I do and he ain't worth a pinch of monkey shit.

by Possumhunter75 May 17, 2016

stuffed monkey farewell

When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.

"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."

"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

i like monkeys

monkey cool because they look like cardi b

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by 2mvt May 3, 2021

Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

Monkey Marang

This originated in Grand Haven High School. A sexual act involving at least 12 people, a weight room, and a lot of lotion. This is the act of using weight equipment as dildos and each male/female must partake in each act. This is where the lotion comes in.

The high school football team had a Monkey Marang today. I video taped it if you want a copy.

by Extro Zifer March 20, 2011