OpposingFork's Half Life Wife, is an extremely racist half life player, fuck that nigger fucking cunt, like fork has a fucking e girl wife baka kawai in half life, he fucking strokes it to it, like its his fucking real wife, when will this cunt understand you need real bitches and life, oh well hes syrian so no fucking shit he hasnt touched a woman in his life because hes like musa, fucking bitchless, gotta have a digital wife to feel affection, classical opposingfork, honestly, fuck that nigger, he thinks hes better than ghost mango but no, hes just as dorkless and bitchless as musa the camel fucker, fucking no pussy feeler, no woman touched him ever because he is a fucking trypo shitter.
OpposingFork's Half Life Wife fuck that fucking cunt dirt eater sand muncher bashar fucker and cunt, musa irani muncher cunt no woman touch cunt cum
by Dako123 April 18, 2025
A LOWLIFE who decides that what they are listening to on their cellphone is that awesome they need to blare it with no headphones in a public place for everyone to hear.These DJs are self absorbed/narcissistic/attention seeking scum with low self esteem or they would release that if we wanted to hear music we would play music with headphones on/in.
Or
You are trying to live your LIFE and someone decides to play music very loud in a public place from a cellphone/device with no headphones on.
Or
You are trying to live your LIFE and someone decides to play music very loud in a public place from a cellphone/device with no headphones on.
by HalfBaggedBilly September 17, 2019
mark: i hate my goddamn life
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
akari: hi
mark: ooh
they fuck for 0100103290293094090e+.2232/323212=282902312338923333+33673626 hours
leo: wtf mark
mark: akari lets do anal again
by sir moron da great December 07, 2022
by Gordon bombay613 June 02, 2011
"You have to say roll you tit"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"
"oh, right, roll"
"you get a 1 you have to go for a piss"
"dice of life"
by Wiggatronius October 31, 2013
A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".
In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.
Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.
Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.
by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021
A lot of days of your life is not ordinary. Offered full of difficult tasks and very strange occurrences that don’t happen to people normally!!!
Today after I finish running errands my cars was running fine, I fulled up my car with gas drive around the corner my check engine light came on. I got on the highway and my tire went flat.
Damn my life be Lifeing all the time and I’m to tired to deal with it!!!!
Damn my life be Lifeing all the time and I’m to tired to deal with it!!!!
by She’s Cheetahry January 15, 2023