Definitions by PenisFunnyWord

Life 

The time between birth and death, during which you learn to talk and subsequently disappoint you're parents.

"If life really is a cruel joke, god has a sick, sick sense of humor.

Life by PenisFunnyWord October 3, 2021

Davey 

Shut up you're lying. No one's been named Davey since the 1600's in Great Britain. Do you have a little blond pony tail and a hat with a feather? Unbelievable.

"Hey my name's Davey"
"Hi my name's Duke Archibald Fletchers on the 3rd!"
"Really?"
"No of course not I was mocking you"

Davey by PenisFunnyWord October 3, 2021