Life

The time between birth and death, during which you learn to talk and subsequently disappoint you're parents.
"If life really is a cruel joke, god has a sick, sick sense of humor.
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Davey

Shut up you're lying. No one's been named Davey since the 1600's in Great Britain. Do you have a little blond pony tail and a hat with a feather? Unbelievable.
"Hey my name's Davey"
"Hi my name's Duke Archibald Fletchers on the 3rd!"
"Really?"
"No of course not I was mocking you"
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