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Markike Cat

Basically Markai Cat

If you don't know who she is
She's a pedo, racist, a cheater, really fucking weird
Person 1: Wow! Its markai cat!
Me: No its markike cat you twat
by hugefatcocklol November 28, 2020
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Cat

Cats are a liquid that can fit into any space.

They are also capable of destroying any innocent creature, so be warned.

They are also extremely cute.
My cat murdered my family

My cat is cute
by oddballio November 28, 2020
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Cat

A cute cuddly friendly little fluf ball that says meow when you need it and is always there to comfort you.
Person A: Awwww cute cat you got there

Person B: thanks
by Frogfaceman October 21, 2020
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taco cat

a noob who has no idea what the meaning of life is and so, they turn to the one thing they are good at, fking other noobies and being a teachers pet and ace ing maths GCSE
Rae: urg, Laura you are SUCH a taco cat...

Laura:you meanie! just because I got an A* and you got a C- doesn't make me a taco cat!
Rae:well what about the fact ur always so nice to Mr Sonny?
Laura:thats cause he's marrying my gay father!
Rae:well what about the fact you f**ked James the other day?
Laura: ........................................ HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Rae:magiccccc....... ur definitely a taco cat, girl.
by REB7293_2223hfje October 24, 2020
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Schrodinger’s Cat

An thought experiment that attempts to illustrate the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics. A cat waits at the front door, asking for it to be opened. When the door is opened, the cat remains seated in place. The cat wishes to be both outside and inside, but cannot exist as both at the same time.
Schrodinger’s Cat is a pain in the ass.
“Whoah dude, have you heard of string theory?”
“Yeah, I have a Schrödinger’s cat at home. She is always trying to apply quantum superposition.”
by Helpimlearning October 24, 2020
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download a cat

To commit first degree murder, or a similar crime.
"Hey bro, I'm going to download a cat."
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I AM GOING TO IMMEDIATELY CALL THE PROPER AUTHORITIES."
by \\\/\ October 26, 2020
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Cats

Cats are cute cuddly furry little (or huge!) creatures. They are lovable felines (even though they have razor sharp claws!) and are great to have around. They also double as a mouse trap! So for conclusion... cats are life! Yay!
Cuddles+ affection+love+fur= Cats!
by Greencat38 October 27, 2020
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