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Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands
Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands
by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023
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Black Handed

Black handed, being caught in the act of black face. Like being caught red handed, except the crime in question is comedy.
Jared was caught black handed, during his school performance of booty and the beast.
by Juhdd November 3, 2018
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die
despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit
by markoii April 2, 2022
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Mohamed Hand

He is really buff and will fuck you up if you mess with him but he is also a good friend who likes to choke his friends a lot overall he is pretty chill
Dang Mohamed hand is really lit
by The infamous b-bag October 16, 2018
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Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.
Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!
by dud3man November 10, 2021
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HAND

A place where people can go to get away from the terrors of the world and live in a place free from queers and drug addicts. Prescription drugs allowed.
I’m tired of this world. I’m moving to HAND.
by Wowser97 March 2, 2021
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