This Guy Who is Really Cool. Has a friend named Cobbie who has a really really small Penis, A Micropenis.
by Punani Guy April 17, 2022
Get the Punani Guymug. Basic White Guy Kit:
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Constantly quotes Top Gun
Single origin coffee
Khaki shorts (middle thigh length, 5.5"inseam)
White Tube socks
Hey dude slippers, slides or Teva sandals
Patagonia shirts
Subaru WRX
Vapes desert flavors
V-neck t-shirts
“ice cream” hair (AKA q-tip look)
In depth knowledge about the local IPA’s
Spends of their free time arguing with 12yr olds playing call of duty
Still owns a hacky sack
Phrases Used:
-You’re Mom
-Blood
-Bruh, Bro, Bromosapian, etc.
-No cap
Wears t-shirts for bands he can’t list a single song of
Still owns a DVD copy of Mean Girls, but hides it.
Played Halo before it was mainstream.
Wears camo but doesnt hunt
Holiday Inn Express Card
Bro is such a basic white guy, look at those hey dude slippers! That guy couldn't be anymore basic, even if it was tattooed on his forehead.
by Cracklinbacon December 2, 2024
Get the Basic White Guymug. My passion runs deep for two wheels and home purchases. Whether your looking for your next home, forever home, or cash out of your current home, we can get you there.
The Motorcycle Mortgage Guy was the best lender I've ever worked with. He was prompt, understanding, and got us to closing on time.
by Motorcycle Mortgage Guy August 27, 2021
Get the Motorcycle Mortgage Guymug. A guy like you is a korean manga that fucks you up un a lot of ways and then ends with a fucking cliffhanger
by Mr. Doctor man November 13, 2017
Get the a guy like youmug. A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.
Guy-friend.....
by Sadie——- June 1, 2020
Get the Guy-friendmug. by Snurfles April 12, 2022
Get the Star Guymug. Those dreams you have when there’s a hot guy who likes you and they are great. You hate waking up from them because you want it to last forever and you want it to actually happen
by Sadie——- June 1, 2020
Get the Hot guy dreamsmug.