Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
Get the Slut Mathmug. any girls names that starts with an S or A
usually talks to multiple guys and has sex with more then one person in a month
usually talks to multiple guys and has sex with more then one person in a month
by crack is good November 15, 2019
Get the Slutmug. by fellowhutter March 14, 2016
Get the slut hutmug. A person that has a crippling addiction to Monster Energy Drinks, these people are usually femboys, Car enthusiasts, and single dads that work in construction.
Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.
by Landa the monster addict November 17, 2023
Get the Monster Slutmug. A slut is a person that is unapologetic in their sexuality and chooses to not conform to societal pressure to be monogamous, repressed, and/or shamed for following his or her natural sexual desires and/or any other characteristic including behavior, manner of dress, beliefs, morals, or beliefs.
Slut used to be used as a derogatory term to describe women that had what “polite society “ (AKA male-centered/sexist) considered poor moral character. Generally, this term was used in a way to criticize, shame, and ostracize a woman for her sexual behaviors.
The word slut is now being reappropriated by females, as well as woke people of all genders, to convey a sex-positive attitude toward sexuality that is free from shame and judgment (see sex-positive).
Many books and media have been created to explain this movement. Examples include:
The Ethical Slut (book)
Slurs and appropriation: An echoic account (research paper)
Stigmatizing Women's Sexuality (academic article - University of Idaho Women’s Center)
Slut used to be used as a derogatory term to describe women that had what “polite society “ (AKA male-centered/sexist) considered poor moral character. Generally, this term was used in a way to criticize, shame, and ostracize a woman for her sexual behaviors.
The word slut is now being reappropriated by females, as well as woke people of all genders, to convey a sex-positive attitude toward sexuality that is free from shame and judgment (see sex-positive).
Many books and media have been created to explain this movement. Examples include:
The Ethical Slut (book)
Slurs and appropriation: An echoic account (research paper)
Stigmatizing Women's Sexuality (academic article - University of Idaho Women’s Center)
She openly refers to herself as a slut because she believes that her sex positive behavior and sexuality are nothing to be ashamed of.
by LilyLuvish February 2, 2021
Get the slutmug. by Sylvia is Cumming December 5, 2020
Get the slutmug. Someone who has sucked off the entire former Communauté Urbaine de Montréal - so the whole city and all of its on-island suburbs - and swallowed the precious bodily fluids of every man, woman and anything in-between who live or work there.
Toronto, Vancouver and other lesser cities just won't do - il faut que ça soit le tout-Montréal. Rien d'autre.
Toronto, Vancouver and other lesser cities just won't do - il faut que ça soit le tout-Montréal. Rien d'autre.
Les montréalais(e)s sont des chauds-lapins... I would like to be their CUM slut and swallow them all. *licks lips*
by bitchuck December 14, 2024
Get the CUM slutmug.