Monkey Up A Stick

Euphemism for rolling a joint.

"The movies about to start dude, monkey up a stick for us."

by Chubmonkey November 5, 2020

caged like a monkey

when u shit on someone in fortnite

your dog water Caged like a monkey boxed like a fish no earning dollar tree headset go back to play and learn

by Garbage kid February 19, 2021

Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings

Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn

by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021

i like monkeys

monkey cool because they look like cardi b

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by 2mvt May 3, 2021

Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution

"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."

by madmacha96 April 26, 2022

stuffed monkey farewell

When a fan screws with their favourite band member before the tour leaves town.

"Rebecca gave Casey a Stuffed Monkey Farewell before Under The Rug left for Arizona last night."

"Ian turned Sean into a Stuffed Monkey Farewell in Las Vegas."

by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Monkey Wrench

Is a male term used to describe that act of hideing a boner on the waist band of there pants. One of the best ways to hide an erection

Guy1"i got a mad hard on"
Chick1"monkey wrench that shit its nasty"
Guy2"please do or itll get wacked"

by Hunter Williams October 27, 2009