monkey 

a morbidly obese animal that likes to crawl up your butt and stick thumbtacs out your eyes

O look a monkey is attacking "George Bush"
"Rejoice!!!!!!"

monkey by Amish Al January 16, 2004

monkey 

woman with excessive pubic hair.

"when she took off her underwear, it looked like a monkey was hugging her waist!"

monkey by m-dogg March 19, 2005

Monkey-Dance 

An awkward uncoordinated "dance" performed with a white guy and a super hot celebrity singer.

What are you doing? Don't you know how to dance? You're doing a monkey-dance.

Monkey-Dance by anarsh March 12, 2009

cunt monkey 

A word that is often used merely as a general insult, with no actual meaning. Many people find this to be a safer alternative to the porch monkey. (Always keep in mind, just because you may be "taking a word/phrase back," does NOT mean that everyone else thinks the same. This is especially true with racial slurs.)

"Shut up, you little cunt monkey"

cunt monkey by Gabe Unick January 19, 2008

The Monkey 

When making babies with your special person, and doing it from behind, the male slowly shits into his right hand. He then pulls out and spits on the chicks back. She thinking he is done will turn around and at that moment he will let out a shriek like a monkey throwing the feces into his partners face, then using his left hand wil finish himself on the floor.

I can't believe Warren gave Andrea The Monkey last night.

The Monkey by Pont April 10, 2010

Cave monkey 

Somone who's just so hairy that they look like a monkey that's just been growing more hair and nothing else

Steven-yo Vinniewhere's my 5 bucks?

Vinnie-Ah shut up ya goddamn cave monkey!

Cave monkey by Vinnie5o January 10, 2012

Cunt Monkey 

A phrase used when you are annoyed, a miner term if you are frustrated.

If you scuffed a football shot you would say 'cunt monkey!!' in frustration
and anger

Cunt Monkey by Robert Stevensonn April 26, 2006