Mom

1. Your creator who will do anything for you because of love.

2. Egg donor and bun oven cuz she a Crack whore who only cares about Crack!

"Dude where'd you come from?"

"My MOM...DUH."

by MrsC2017 December 19, 2016

Ur Mom

Why are you looking up ur mom huh people SUS

UR MOM

by ur dad is hone August 31, 2022

Mom Speed

n.
See: Maternal Velocity

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

My Mom

A joke, most commonly made by Muscle Man from Regular Show

Person 1:Man, that woman's really ugly!

Muscle Man: You know who else is really ugly? MY MOM!

by Peepeeman103928 January 21, 2023

ur mom

A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.

person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)

by totallynotarella April 20, 2022

Mom

The best person in the the world it may be different for you but for me she has put up with all my sh*t (I'm surprised she hasn't killed me yet)

Me: mom
Mom: yes
Me:dad wants to know what is for dinner
Mom: what ever he's cooking
(Few seconds later)
Me: I don't think we're eating today
Mom:*at the stove* I'm making tacos
Me: ok cool

by Dyzzi5 May 14, 2018

Ur mom gay

Ur mom gay means ur mom has the big gay or has the gay or ur mom is the gay everyone has it

Bob: ur mom gay
John: o god how did u know

by amerbouss August 17, 2018