your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023

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i like your phone case

It suggests they are trying to slide in your dms, so people will say i like your phone case to start a conversation with you And then decide that they want to play hard to get and leave you on read.

Daisy: Hey, I like your phone case!
Y/N: Thanks, i got it from __ , wanna grab a drink sometime
Daisy: Oh thanks but i’m busy.
seen 10.49pm

by Yank33CandleUpMy4ss July 10, 2020

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Snap your back like a KitKat

Literally just the act of snapping someone's back like a KitKat. A good threat to use against assholes.

Harry: Bitch if you don't shut up I'll snap your back like a KitKat.

by Rapidash192 October 20, 2020

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like A good neighbor state farm is there

Its when u summon jake from state farm

My boyfriend trying to save me: like a good neighbor state farm is there!"
Me: Wtf bro?!
Jake comes
me: whhhaaaaatttttt

by wtf bro do u not read?? June 13, 2022

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I’m stuck like a duck with no luck

When your stuck like a duck with no luck

HELP I’M STUCK LIKE A DUCK WITH NO LUCK

by Suster creator god June 16, 2022

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Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

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