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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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G.I. James

The Canadian equivalent of G.I. Joe.

G.I. JAMES is the codename for Canada’s sterling highly trained special mission force, its purpose, to defend human freedom against MAPLE, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
G.I. James: Knowing is half the battle, eh?
(G. I. JAAAAAAAMES!!!)
by MAH NIGGAH July 1, 2014
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mr. jameson

Mr. Jameson is a man who hates his students and bullys them cause he thinks he's cool

he eats lots of booty! #alexysssaidthis
axel is a Mr. Jameson
by thotiana25 November 20, 2019
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Abe, Jacob & James

A term used to describe a mob of abnormally good looking men.
Girl 1: Hey, look at Abe, Jacob & James over there.

Girl 2: I'd let them all take me on at once.
Girl 3: Too bad they didn't pass english.
by quieroqueso May 1, 2021
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J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."
Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.
by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023
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Erm, what the James?

What you say to express confusion or surprise when you are caught in a sticky situation.
Huzz: I’m pregnant!
Bruzz: Erm, what the James?
by lugogreed January 8, 2025
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