lump cat

your cat is underneath covers or a blanket and creates a hill in it

what's under my sheets? oh it's my lump cat!

by bandygrace March 22, 2021

Cat

A ball or fire and fluff. A little pest ready to piss and shit all over your things. A re carnation of satan from the 3rd hell.

Guy 1: does it smell like piss?

Guy two: GOD DAMN THAT CAT. WHAT A CUNT

by That one guy………..6… May 16, 2022

cat

a cute animal <3

Nathan: Your cat is so cute :3
Jessica: Aww thank you Nathan :)

by succboi302 July 10, 2018

cat

our lord and saviour that we must worship, your leaders are:
Jess, Coco, Ginger, Pumpkin,Cookie and Pickles (rip Benny our founder)

-J&R

“We worship the lord, our god, the cat.”
“which one today?”
“Pumpkin”

by welovecats_dot_org January 25, 2024

cat

Shane Dawson's victim

dude did you fuck ur cat ya Moe Lester

by dsvnnv eggnds b December 18, 2019

Smug Knife Cat face

A facial expression which resembles that of a Knife Cat. It differs from Smug Cat face in the level of smugness, having a higher position on the scale.

That friend of yours has a Smug Knife Cat face.

by wheat_chan February 12, 2024

stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!

Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!

by Spartan Stair Cats November 16, 2022