shitting on my cunt

It means "no way" "I can't believe this!" "Are you shitting on my cunt?!"

I don't believe you i think you're shitting on my cunt

by sketchy June 20, 2015

Stupid cunt fag

Some stupid cunt fish boy who really either likes men or balls

Jordan: Bro I love big black anal ape men!

Kalmar: waht tafuck u stupid fag stupid cunt fag

Jordan: Shut ur cheeto ass up lil bro before this dick go in u

by vennyweenny October 10, 2023

Goose Gander Cunt

Used to describe someone that doesn't understand that was is good for most people is also good for them; i.e.; what is good for the goose is good for the gander!

JB: Hey man, our supervisor is a dick, he treats us like shit but expects to be treated like a king!?!
L: Yeah, he is just a Goose Gander Cunt!

by DJ Talleo October 26, 2015

Half ass cunt

A cunt that can do a job better but only does it half as good as he could.

Do it properly you half ass cunt.

by DBG Dan December 12, 2016

Thompson Machine Cunt

A sexual roleplay in which a man shaves his head and wears a nazi armband and the woman holds a Thompson drum magazine in her mouth. During climax, the woman must squirt at the nazi 30 times in a row to complete her roleplay as a Thompson Machine Cunt.

Hey babe wanna try roleplay? I was thinking either doctor, or Thompson Machine Cunt.

by D4DD1E September 5, 2017

Red rotton cunt

A derogatory word to exspress your anger at a woman.
Irish in dialect.

That Red rotton cunt better shut up!

by Miss Northside July 15, 2020

Little Cunt Monkey

(Not to be confused with little cheeky monkey)

A small unrestrained belligerent child, often, but not limited to, the product/offspring of parents that have immigrated from the sub continent

More often than not seen travelling at speed in the back seat of a vehicle, but can also be found frolicking in the front seat while the parents are on their mobile phone, wearing seatbelts and completely oblivous to whats going on, not only in the car, but also on the road.

Look at that little cunt monkey jumping around on the back seat, their parents must hate them or they would be wearing a seatbelt

by The Asylum February 27, 2023