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Snack Wizard

A person who eats excessively. Not necessarily fat, but in most cases is.
Bertha raided the fridge last night. She is proving to be quite the snack wizard.
by obiwannablowme February 16, 2017
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wizard angst

Wizard angst can be used for all genders.

The stage in which a generally successful youth begins to act out and withdraw from most of their peers, usually between the ages of 11 through 17. This term only applies if -at least from the outside- the teen's life appears too good for this to happen. This means that wizard angst is especially common in upper middle class children, child actors, or children of celebrities.

It refers to the Harry Potter Puppet Pals video by the same name, in which Harry Potter begins to act out due to raging teenage hormones, and celebrity status as the Boy Who Lived.
Alex suffered from wizard angst the moment he became a teenager, and spent his teen years ranting on Facebook, and picking verbal fights with his peers. Despite this, he was really well off.
by Dr. Sigh July 31, 2016
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wizard of ass

Betty Whites' interpretation of the Wizard of Oz in parody.
The character that played the wizard in Wizard of Oz may of well been called the Wizard of Ass since he was shrewd and mean when greeting his guests!
by ErinGoBragh December 30, 2016
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ima wizard

The thing I am and your not
MagicMagic Ima wizard
by LizardSippy January 1, 2017
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wizard nope

by WizardNope May 14, 2020
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Wizard Mop

The act of "concentrating, exploring your past, finding a memory allowing it to fill you up, losing yourself, then speaking the incantation" "Expecto patronum" Whilst simultaneuosly ejaculating on a mud blood and mopping the patronus all over their face.
Harry: "Ron you ginger fuck, you get in last night?"

Ron: "Dude Tots whipped out the ol Basilisk no 'alohamora' needed, chamber of secrets opened gave her the vintage wizard mop"

Harry:"Magical stuff, told you man Hogwarts girls go crazy for the dark magic"

Ron: "That is also true, Could've sworn it was moaning Myrtle for a second bro, bitch was speaking in Parseltongue, Thanks for the advice...Your a wizard Harry"
by YourSickUncleNeddy January 16, 2013
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Wizard Supreme

When a man uses his erect penis as a toy wand and casts spells while expelling semen.
"Oh daddy give me a wizard supreme"

"Expecto Patronus!"
by SwisherSwick May 10, 2012
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