Dirty Dew

A can of Diet Mountain Dew

The act of being diet makes the dew extra dirty.

I need a dirty dew.

Nothing takes the edge off like a dirty dew.

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by hhhhhhhhhhjcjcjhddjsks ng sgzg July 10, 2021

Do the dew

To kill oneself; commit suicide.

I chose a name in my family’s $2 gift which made me have to do the dew. However, I’m a bitch and didn’t do it.

by Michael “fagatar” Maksymowych December 14, 2023

Booty Dew

When sitting on a toilet for defecation and your buttocks completely seals the toilet the resulting seal causes a lack of airflow which results in condensation on the buttocks known as Booty Dew

Friend 1: I hate when i go to wipe after pooping and my hand get wet wit Booty dew

Friend 2: not the booty dew

by korean phil January 14, 2023

dewing

another word for a male genitalia

"ouch! my dewing got stuck!"

by ew0607 May 28, 2023

right to dew process

A law dat states dat during periods of water-rationing, you may still perform moisture-related preparation/manufacturing in da wee hours of da morning, provided dat you only use naturally-occurring condensation on cooled outdoor objects.

"Right to dew process" could also refer to legislation dat permits you to imbibe cloyingly-sweet soda from a green plastic bottle while performing preparation/manufacturing-related tasks.

by QuacksO March 4, 2021

Mossy dew drop

A guy with facial hair is having morning sex with his woman and she has an 80's bush, after he finishes he then goes down on her until his face and her bush glistens with both his and her juices.

My beard is so soft today, must have been that mossy dew drop. But boy is has some stank.

by 911Mongo June 7, 2019

mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.

mountain dew black label was the rain.

by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020